Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Cod and Mackerel Burgers for Tiny Food Critics


This post first appeared on Great British Chefs blog.

In the early days, when my children were still wee and cute (and they still are cute by the way but not so wee) we were very lucky when it came to feeding them, insofar that they would eat pretty much anything that was put in front of them. For a lot of parents however, mealtimes can be a veritable minefield and I have heard horror stories where dinner simply becomes a battleground, littered with tantrums and unwanted vegetables, half-chewed and expunged violently onto plates. Reports of stains on walls and ceilings in the kitchen were fairly commonplace too and fully recognised as acts of defiance and refusal. Some tiny jaws apparently always remained clenched and shut tight, despite the soft choo-chooing of imaginary food trains. The admission of tears would soon follow, spilt down the cheeks of Mums and Dads who finally broke down, smashed to pieces by an unrelenting wave of stubbornness and true grit. Such is the power of the child that simply won't eat their greens.

After listening to some of these tales on the playground, I must admit I always felt a smug glee. I would take everything in, nodding with sympathy and understanding, but the devil inside would always blurt out an occasional "Oh Finlay loves his grub, especially ox cheek ragu." Or "You wouldn't believe what Isla did the other day, she ate a whole tub of marinated anchovies straight out of the fridge!" Which probably wasn't the best thing really. No-one like a braggart. The returning glares always suggested that I was something else beginning with 'B' anyway.

However, I must admit, I'm starting to worry that this early one-upmanship is beginning to backfire on me. My insufferable food snobbery has now passed down the family line and as they grow older, even when rustling up the most simple of meals, the expectation is quite high. Take the other morning, on the way to school, my daughter piped up from the back seat and asked what was on the menu for that evening. So I countered with "Er, fish and chips sound good?" Straight away Fin fired back with "That's boring Daddy, I thought you were a GB Chef." The assumption being that because I often talk in the house about writing and testing recipes for Great British Chefs, I must therefore be a proper chef or something. Which couldn't be further from the truth. Passionate epicurean oik is probably a better description.

"Leave it with me," I told them, "Daddy will think of something."

And I did. By the curious and divine intervention of looking through Tom Kerridge's'Proper Pub Food', I came up with the notion of making some fish burgers. Now OK, the recipe that follows is certainly similar to the one that appears in Mr Kerridge's book but I don't really subscribe to the notion of salting fish to draw out extra moisture, especially if you are throwing mackerel into the mix. In the past, I have found that there is more than enough oil in this lovely cheap fish to help bind things together. I am in agreement with slipping a teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda into the mix though, to lighten the overall texture of the patty. Vietnamese cook and food writer Uyen Luu taught me that trick. 


Flavoured with a dash of smoked paprika and a zing of lime juice, I am pleased to say that these easy to make and rather healthy burgers were a resounding success with the kids when they came home. They never knew that you could turn fish into burgers and so they were pretty impressed. Although later on in the evening and obviously after some thought, Fin did query with me about their status as 'burgers'.

"Daddy, you know, I thought they were more like fish cakes, rather than actual burgers."

And you know what? I think he is right. Ha, what a precocious little chap my boy is. I am surprised he didn't start whining about the fact the accompanying tartar sauce came from a jar and wasn't home made as well!

The little s..........sausage.

Cod and Mackerel Burgers - serves 4

Ingredients

250 gms cod fillet, skinned (or any other white fish)
250 gms mackerel fillets, de-boned and skinned
1 clove of garlic, crushed
1 tsp of bicarbonate of soda
1 tsp of smoked paprika
Juice from 1 lime
Small bunch of parsley, finely chopped
Salt and pepper, to season
Sunflower oil
Burger buns and tartar sauce to serve (shop bought is fine, honestly, I won’t judge)


Method

Using a large sharp knife, chop both the cod and mackerel fillets into a fine dice and mix together in a bowl. Try not to go overboard with the chopping, you don’t want to turn the fish into mush but don’t want the dice to be too large either, otherwise it won’t bind. Add the garlic, bicarbonate of soda, paprika, parsley and lime, along with a touch of seasoning and mix in some more.

At this stage, it’s always a good idea to test a small teaspoon and quickly fry in a pan, just to make sure you haven’t over-seasoned (keep it light for the kids remember!)

Divide the mix equally and shape into round patties (or into two large-ish patties and two small-ish patties). Place on a plate and cover with cling film and leave to chill in the fridge for an hour.


When ready to cook, place a frying pan on the hob and heat some oil over a medium heat. Place the patties into the pan and gently fry for about 2-3 minutes on each side, depending on thickness.

Serve on a toasted bun with a healthy dollop of tartar sauce.

1 comment:

Alicia Foodycat said...

From my smug position as a childfree person, I think your willingness to eat stuff has to rub off on the kids. The kids I know who eat happily have parents who do too. The really fussy kids I know have parents who fuss about food. Obviously there are exceptions.